If God didn't want us to laugh at ourselves, He wouldn't have given us reflections.

Immortality is a procrastinator's paradise.

Sometimes my son moves so slow, I fear someone will throw dirt on him.

The edicts of insanity should always be questioned, but not altogether dismissed.

Just because you can do a thing, does not mean it is right to do that thing.

I write because I can't draw.

Immortality is a procrastinator's paradise.